Oscar 2012 - A Night That Will In Infamy

It was a dark and stormy night

Nominations


Best Beard

Jennifer Garner and Matt Damon

Britney Spears

Russell Crowe

Drew Barrymore


Best Body

Kate Beckinsdale

Brit

Joe

Kate Beckinsdale


Best Death Scene

Ellen DeGeneres on "Ellen"

Cameron Diaz in "Bad Teacher"



Best Old Actress

Margaret Thatcher as Meryl Streep

Glenn Close

Tina Fay


Best Tough Guy

Jodie Foster in anything. Bitch is bad

Joe

Marky Mark

Liam Neeson


Best David Caruso Imitation

David Caruso

Jim Caviezal

Little Tommy Cruise in "MI:Whatever"



Best Abs

Joe

Cruise

Beiber

Ackroyd


Best Abs Post Pregnancy

lots of choices


Best Actor In A Reality

Joe


Best Song

Mary J. Blige




Best Actor
Ryan Gosling in The Ides of March
Brad Pitt in Moneyball
Leo in J. Edgar

The winner? Brad Pitt


Best Actress

Meryl in The Iron Lady
Jessica Chastain in The Tree of Life
Evan Rachel Wood in The Ides of March
Bryce Dallas Howard in The Help


Best Picture

The Help
Drive
Moneyball
Young Adult
Bridesmaids
The Tree of Life
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
J. Edgar
New Year's Eve
MI: Ghost Protocol

The winner? Young Adult