Mark Walhberg aka Marky Mark aka Dorchester High aka Five Foot Seven aka Roid Rage
Marky Mark’s Arrest Record Made Public – You’re watching E! – The ONLY News Channel!
June 5th, 1971 – Born in Mass General in suite on 4th floor, weighing in at 4 pounds 4 ounces. Not a preemie, just really fucking small. Would stay that way
New Year's Eve - 1983 – First arrest. For open container of O’Douls on Boston Common while playing frisbee golf with MIT students (O’Douls - For Pussies!”)
1985 – Steroid possession (not use - possession) with intent to distribute
1986 – Arrested for scalping New Edition tickets to a couple of Weston High sophomores. MM wanted $1,000 for two nosebleeds (Weston kids: Good deal!)
1987 - Assault charge for attack on 87 years old Vietnamese launderer – MM reportedly yelled “get some!” during assault – the Vietnamese woman fought back and is doing 20- life for kicking the shit out of a poser pussy (now the truth must be told by E!)
1987 - Kicked out of Boston English High for being too fucking retaaded. And doing too much homework. Transferred to Dorchester High
1988 - Cut from Dorchester High JV b-ball team. Asked head coach if he could manage the team, wash towels, anything. Coach told him to get him a muffin (punk) at DD
1989 – Kicked out of Dorchester High for being too white (A first in school history). GPA at time? 3.4
1990 - Moved to Hollywood. Press flacks told everyone that MM was tough. Now you know the truth
June 5th, 1971 – Born in Mass General in suite on 4th floor, weighing in at 4 pounds 4 ounces. Not a preemie, just really fucking small. Would stay that way
New Year's Eve - 1983 – First arrest. For open container of O’Douls on Boston Common while playing frisbee golf with MIT students (O’Douls - For Pussies!”)
1985 – Steroid possession (not use - possession) with intent to distribute
1986 – Arrested for scalping New Edition tickets to a couple of Weston High sophomores. MM wanted $1,000 for two nosebleeds (Weston kids: Good deal!)
1987 - Assault charge for attack on 87 years old Vietnamese launderer – MM reportedly yelled “get some!” during assault – the Vietnamese woman fought back and is doing 20- life for kicking the shit out of a poser pussy (now the truth must be told by E!)
1987 - Kicked out of Boston English High for being too fucking retaaded. And doing too much homework. Transferred to Dorchester High
1988 - Cut from Dorchester High JV b-ball team. Asked head coach if he could manage the team, wash towels, anything. Coach told him to get him a muffin (punk) at DD
1989 – Kicked out of Dorchester High for being too white (A first in school history). GPA at time? 3.4
1990 - Moved to Hollywood. Press flacks told everyone that MM was tough. Now you know the truth
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