Hippy Dippy Weathermen

Um, Mr. Weatherman? Why don't you just admit that weather is a mystery to us. I'd trust you more if you said that we don't know why weather occurs, that we're basically just guessing based on prior patterns. You can't predict the weather so stop trying. I might pay attention to what you say in your 7 minutes if you came out and said, "We haven't the foggiest..."