Reviewed Reviews

When is the last time you read a movie review that you agreed with? I used to wait with bated breath for all the movie reviews to be posted on Friday morning, so I'd know what to see that afternoon.

Now? They're all a joke. Every single one. The New Yorker has good reviews that I trust but they don't write em up until the flick's been out three weeks. The rest are trash and worthless.

The internet is a joke. There is no trust in this world because there is no one to trust.