Thursday, January 12, 2012

How Sexy Is B?

She is so sexy she gives Neal Patrick Harris a Woody

Sbe is so sexy there's going to be a movie made about her. "Britney Jogs"

She is so sexy that she makes Elisabeth Shue jealous

She is so sexy that a bikini wears her

She is so sexy that even after she has four kids, she'll still look better'n all of you

She is so sexy that her voice will be on all GPS soon. And cause millions of accidents.

She is so sexy that she can make crappy albums sound pretty fucking good to me

She is so sexy that her gay backup dancers turn straight

She is so sexy that even bad pictures of her look pretty damn good to me. But then, I'm an idiot

She is so sexy that "Grandma Brit" will be the sexiest grandma ever. Suck it, elevator woman!

She is so sexy that I spell her name Brittney

She is so sexy I'll tell her I want to marry her if I ever talk to her

She is so sexy she makes Richard Simmons hard

She is so sexy

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