How To Grocery Shop In Maine
1) Make sure you bring a written list. It is manly to write things down, man.
2) Don't eat anything (ANYTHING) grown or packaged here in the "grate" state of Maine. For some reason it tastes bad. Must be all the snow.
3) Only buy foods packaged elsewhere, preferably far away from the "great" state of Maine, where they have less reig...rain.
4) Be pleasant to all Shaw's and Hannaford's employees. They hate their jobs, too.
5) Leave change in the penny container. For tips.
6) Know that this will end at some point and you'll be able to enjoy some great tasting American grown and raised food once again. Yeah.
7) Don't blame me. I'm just the blogger. We have a union. Don't we?
2) Don't eat anything (ANYTHING) grown or packaged here in the "grate" state of Maine. For some reason it tastes bad. Must be all the snow.
3) Only buy foods packaged elsewhere, preferably far away from the "great" state of Maine, where they have less reig...rain.
4) Be pleasant to all Shaw's and Hannaford's employees. They hate their jobs, too.
5) Leave change in the penny container. For tips.
6) Know that this will end at some point and you'll be able to enjoy some great tasting American grown and raised food once again. Yeah.
7) Don't blame me. I'm just the blogger. We have a union. Don't we?
posted by joe sweeney at 11:29 AM
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