9/11 - If Marky Mark Was On Board

"Can we make it to Philly?"

"They really do look like ants"

"Autopilot? HAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Stew? More O'Douls!"

"I can get you guys Leo's autograph"

"Fuck 'Serendipity. Man, why don't they show my ape movie?"

"But I CAN dunk!"

"You know, I never set foot in Roxbury"

"You guys got any better magazines? Cuz these suck. I mean "Sporting News"? Who reads "Sporting News"?

"You know that Clooney movie about the goats and shit? Based on my life, dude"

"No man, I get asked that all the time. It's really me in the mirror"

"I'm looking for a role as a gay man, but there are no gay writers out in Hollywood to write it up. What can I do? My hands are tied. Really, I'm dying to kiss a dude on film. Dying to."

"My next project is 'The Chris Herroin Story: For Real." We're gonna change a few things. First, he plays at Copley Square High. Next, he's black. Third, he attends Harvard." Fourth, he actually plays in the Big Dance"

"I trained for 'The Fighter' for four years. Why did I throw hooks like Nathan Lane? Acting"