Happy Birthday To Some Hollywood Royalty

Patton Oswalt!

I kid. I kid.

Happy 48th Birthday to a guy's girl, a low maintenance honey, a girl as high as a kite and hot as a pistol, a great roommate, and better reporter: Bridget Fonda

No news is most definitely good news. I think

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Movies of Hers I've Seen:

1998
A Simple Plan
Sarah
Dude, I feel that way all the time. Keep Paxton the fuck away from me

1997
Jackie Brown
Melanie Ralston
When Quentin was sane

1994
It Could Happen to You
Yvonne Biasi
When Nic was sane

1992
Army of Darkness
Linda
Pretty cool

1992
Singles
Janet Livermore
What a movie! What a soundtrack!

1992
Single White Female
Allison 'Allie' Jones
Great flick, man

1991
Doc Hollywood
Nancy Lee Nicholson
She was in this? Sorry, I was distracted

1990
The Godfather: Part III
Grace Hamilton
The best thing in the movie

1989
Shag
Melaina
Fun!

1989
Scandal
Mandy Rice-Davies
Great fucking movie. Seriously.


1969
Easy Rider
Child in Commune
The teachers when I went to high school were all ex-hippies and were crazy for this movie. It doesn't make sense. The final scene? Cool. But the graveyard? Hopper was higher than Zdeno Chara when they filmed that!


My gut is that I hope I never see her on screen again...

Thanks, Bridget