Athletic Careers of the Very Rich (and famous)

Bill Cosby -- Played a postion, fullback, at Temple that does not exist anymore.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck -- Bitch, EVERY senior is a captain. BC gives out the annual "E" award to the best cheerleader from the dugout. For real

Prince -- 4 years varsity basketball. Sang national anthem before each home game. Kicked off team for fighting senior year. The heartbreak. The heartbreak

Clooney -- What?

Jim Caviezel -- Played two seasons at a jc. For real

Ted Kennedy -- Was a hell of a ball player at Harvard. For real

John Wayne -- Played football at USC

Burt -- Played football at Florida State pre-cowboy hat (they sucked)

Sarah Palin -- Was a really gritty point, won a state title. Those days were the highlight of her life, outside of her family, I'll bet. I've been a fan of that family's since Amy's rap. For real

Dean Cain -- Played secondary in the Ivy League. That's no joke. Dean was good

Nixon -- Wanted to play as badly as I do and did. But he had no feel for the game. That play he drew up for Coach Allen against Shula? Nonsensical. Me? I kin coach!

Brit -- Point guard. Didn't play for very long. She had better things to do with her life