I Hope It Gets Worse For Dan Savage

Because he and guys like him are hate mongers

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You hate yourselves so much, Mr. Savage(s)

And you want us to hate you just as much

I do not will not won't

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You tell boys "It gets better"?

but

I'll bet you hate yourself just as much as when you were 14

The path to freedom is kindness and passion and the search for knowledge and truth

Not naming a sex act after that fucked up Senator from PA

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Your hate mongering reminds me of an article I saw in Newsweek

About Alexei Navalny

His solution is just as bad as the problem

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Do you think that hating Senator Santorum

Is helping things?

Do you really think hating Senator Santorum

Is helping things?

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I'll admit

If you and all the faggots want equality

Your path is the one to take

Happy Birthday To Some Hollywood Royalty

Patton Oswalt!

I kid. I kid.

Happy 48th Birthday to a guy's girl, a low maintenance honey, a girl as high as a kite and hot as a pistol, a great roommate, and better reporter: Bridget Fonda

No news is most definitely good news. I think

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Movies of Hers I've Seen:

1998
A Simple Plan
Sarah
Dude, I feel that way all the time. Keep Paxton the fuck away from me

1997
Jackie Brown
Melanie Ralston
When Quentin was sane

1994
It Could Happen to You
Yvonne Biasi
When Nic was sane

1992
Army of Darkness
Linda
Pretty cool

1992
Singles
Janet Livermore
What a movie! What a soundtrack!

1992
Single White Female
Allison 'Allie' Jones
Great flick, man

1991
Doc Hollywood
Nancy Lee Nicholson
She was in this? Sorry, I was distracted

1990
The Godfather: Part III
Grace Hamilton
The best thing in the movie

1989
Shag
Melaina
Fun!

1989
Scandal
Mandy Rice-Davies
Great fucking movie. Seriously.


1969
Easy Rider
Child in Commune
The teachers when I went to high school were all ex-hippies and were crazy for this movie. It doesn't make sense. The final scene? Cool. But the graveyard? Hopper was higher than Zdeno Chara when they filmed that!


My gut is that I hope I never see her on screen again...

Thanks, Bridget

Athletic Careers of the Very Rich (and famous)

Bill Cosby -- Played a postion, fullback, at Temple that does not exist anymore.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck -- Bitch, EVERY senior is a captain. BC gives out the annual "E" award to the best cheerleader from the dugout. For real

Prince -- 4 years varsity basketball. Sang national anthem before each home game. Kicked off team for fighting senior year. The heartbreak. The heartbreak

Clooney -- What?

Jim Caviezel -- Played two seasons at a jc. For real

Ted Kennedy -- Was a hell of a ball player at Harvard. For real

John Wayne -- Played football at USC

Burt -- Played football at Florida State pre-cowboy hat (they sucked)

Sarah Palin -- Was a really gritty point, won a state title. Those days were the highlight of her life, outside of her family, I'll bet. I've been a fan of that family's since Amy's rap. For real

Dean Cain -- Played secondary in the Ivy League. That's no joke. Dean was good

Nixon -- Wanted to play as badly as I do and did. But he had no feel for the game. That play he drew up for Coach Allen against Shula? Nonsensical. Me? I kin coach!

Brit -- Point guard. Didn't play for very long. She had better things to do with her life

Bad Jokes, I Got Em

Did you hear the one about the psychiatrist who didn't want to kill himself?

Neither did I

Think about it

Good Calls

I hated "When Doves Cry"

I didn't get "The Joshua Tree"

I thought Sherman Douglas was the next DJ

I didn't enjoy "Bull Durham" the first time I saw it

I've been bamboozled for 20 years

my fifth favorite book is the first half of "The Executioners Song"

Ball? No

Ball? Yes

"Clifford" kills me

I never could figure out how to record "SCTV" on Friday nights

I voted for Dick Gephardt once

you're nuts if you think I know anything. I'm an idiot. An idiot

Alls I ever wanted was a family of my own

Yes!

"Southland" is back!

Advice?

Needs two laughs per episode ("ER"?)

Can't kill off the whole cast. Regina needs someone's ass to kick (meME?)

"Southland" has some of the best characters in the history of cop shows. Really cool people. When they killed my favorite dude last season I cried my eyes out. And the show went downhill for the rest of the season. If they ever kill Biceps O.C., well, that would not be good

I'm looking forward to Tuesday's episode

The Internet: Kremlin Says "We Likee"

Babyface made one fucking solo album in his whole career, in the 90s. I DARE YOU TO FIND IT

I remember when I was growing up hearing newscasters cast aspersions at the Russians for deleting disgraced leaders from official photographs

Oscar 2012 - A Night That Will In Infamy

It was a dark and stormy night

Nominations


Best Beard

Jennifer Garner and Matt Damon

Britney Spears

Russell Crowe

Drew Barrymore


Best Body

Kate Beckinsdale

Brit

Joe

Kate Beckinsdale


Best Death Scene

Ellen DeGeneres on "Ellen"

Cameron Diaz in "Bad Teacher"



Best Old Actress

Margaret Thatcher as Meryl Streep

Glenn Close

Tina Fay


Best Tough Guy

Jodie Foster in anything. Bitch is bad

Joe

Marky Mark

Liam Neeson


Best David Caruso Imitation

David Caruso

Jim Caviezal

Little Tommy Cruise in "MI:Whatever"



Best Abs

Joe

Cruise

Beiber

Ackroyd


Best Abs Post Pregnancy

lots of choices


Best Actor In A Reality

Joe


Best Song

Mary J. Blige




Best Actor
Ryan Gosling in The Ides of March
Brad Pitt in Moneyball
Leo in J. Edgar

The winner? Brad Pitt


Best Actress

Meryl in The Iron Lady
Jessica Chastain in The Tree of Life
Evan Rachel Wood in The Ides of March
Bryce Dallas Howard in The Help


Best Picture

The Help
Drive
Moneyball
Young Adult
Bridesmaids
The Tree of Life
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
J. Edgar
New Year's Eve
MI: Ghost Protocol

The winner? Young Adult

9/11 - If Marky Mark Was On Board

"Can we make it to Philly?"

"They really do look like ants"

"Autopilot? HAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Stew? More O'Douls!"

"I can get you guys Leo's autograph"

"Fuck 'Serendipity. Man, why don't they show my ape movie?"

"But I CAN dunk!"

"You know, I never set foot in Roxbury"

"You guys got any better magazines? Cuz these suck. I mean "Sporting News"? Who reads "Sporting News"?

"You know that Clooney movie about the goats and shit? Based on my life, dude"

"No man, I get asked that all the time. It's really me in the mirror"

"I'm looking for a role as a gay man, but there are no gay writers out in Hollywood to write it up. What can I do? My hands are tied. Really, I'm dying to kiss a dude on film. Dying to."

"My next project is 'The Chris Herroin Story: For Real." We're gonna change a few things. First, he plays at Copley Square High. Next, he's black. Third, he attends Harvard." Fourth, he actually plays in the Big Dance"

"I trained for 'The Fighter' for four years. Why did I throw hooks like Nathan Lane? Acting"