Monday, December 19, 2011

(Pats) Ground Jesus

It's a brand new world in the NFL. Tim Tebow has broken the mold of what a quarterback can be. The Broncs can win a Super Bowl with this dude. Yes, they can. He's that good.

There are now three teams running the spread option: Denver, Carolina with Cam Newton, and Philly, once Vick gets hurt again and Vince Young becomes the starter. That's 10% of the league. Who's next?

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The Broncs had their 12th man (Elway), and we got ours (Mike Carey). Who's do you like better?

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"Fear the ball, Ball!"

Lance Ball to Mike Carey: "You're freaking me out, man!" Ball fumbles ball. Disaster ensues for Broncs. Ball, on sidelines, tells God/god to "Go to hell." God/god says, "I'll be done with Philly about 2:34:599 am EST Sunday. Dude." Ball doesn't have a witty comeback for God/god.

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Pats D-Lineman Mark Anderson, out of 'Bama, made a "Honey Bear play": A strip and recovery. Yes, that's what you call a "Honey Bear Play"

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As the Pats widen their lead, I think to myself, "Thanks, Gator Nation. You're a pretty cool group down there in Gainesville"

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