"New Year's Eve" -Rockin'

I had a terrific time at the Westbrook Cinemagic last night watching Garry Marshall's "New Year's Eve." Really good, fun stuff

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Here's the lowdown...

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Michelle -- Why so sad, Shelley? You. Look. Amazing. Miss your stuff. Can white women dance? A little. A little

Zac -- White boys CAN dance. Nice tan, dude. Next time, try medium well, not well

Bob D. -- The stubble look is over. Don't you know any models to inform you of this? First good movie you've been in in some fucking time, man

Halle -- You are such an angry woman. You don't fool Joe. What a beauty. What a sad beauty

Cary -- Good to see you, man

Alyssa Milano -- Babe

Common -- Dude

Jessica Biel -- Headstands? I can barely stand on my fucking feet

Seth -- Sexy. Quite sexy. Jessica is quite, quite sexy. Not you, Seth. Jessica

Carla Gugino -- Nice name to say, right? Babe, too, obviously. Thighs that could crush you like a grape

Katherine H. -- Where's the laugh lines, hon? Try the Charlize Treatment for your career, is my advice. But you a-ight

Jon Bon fucking Jovi -- Ease up on the teeth whitener. And, not like you didn't know this, but Bon Jovi music kicks some serious fucking ass, man. But it's your life and your career. Salud. Thanks for the music

Sofia -- Funny broad, despite the weird accent. Talk English, fer Chris' sakes, woman!

Lea -- Those dimples! That voice! You're short!

Jim -- Did Kutcher miss that line? Pajamas? It's a movie, dude. Take it serious. You're not in Demi's private Idaho anymore. I would think you could afford a pain of chinos,boy

SJP -- Unbelievable taste and backbone. Tough as nails. She amazes me. She just amazes me, what she has done with her life and career

Abigail Breslin -- Welcome to the Club!

Josh Duhamel -- This is a good looking man. Seriously

Penny -- MORE

Amare' -- Great job, dude! Get the Oscar speech ready, mutherfucker! You it! Can't wait to see the tux! Colored?

Hilary Swank -- Chills. This is a tough woman. She can fight, she can act, she can do literally anything she sets her mind to. Senator Swank? Now we talkin'!

Ludacris -- Bad role

Elizando -- What I said about Sofia. How long you been in this country?

Mr. Mayor -- Keep on working hard and you may get somewhere

Matthew -- Same for SJP goes for you. Kisses (memories)

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The old fart can still get it done, can't he?

Thanks, Garry